I thought about this the other day when I was sitting in my office. I was writing something down and because it was on my mind and I wanted to finish it, I wouldn’t stop for anything, even to go to the bathroom. So I finished what I was doing, went to the bathroom and then came back. When I looked at what I had written right before I went to the bathroom, it was ridiculous! It was quite scattered and disjointed and I ended up having to write it all over again. I wasted time and almost peed on myself.
This got me to thinking though. How many other things do I try to rush through when I really have to go to the bathroom? Do I look back at those things and realize how much I messed them up before I finally went to the bathroom? So I started running through all the times that I’ve really had to go to the bathroom at some point during a worship set. I vividly remember rushing through a song set when I was playing for a church in Arkansas because I didn’t get the chance to go between rehearsal and the start of the first service. I then thought about how bad I must have sounded. After that, I replayed countless mornings where I may have rushed a song or cut out a song in a set because nature seemed to be calling while God was working.
Now I KNOW I’m not the only one who has dealt with this issue. Am I the only one willing to talk about it? I hope not…

Want the real poop?
The problem is that you get too “flushed” when you are rushing through something.
Then, when you race off, you think it is “in the can,” but it’s really not…
(I like to call this “punny potty humor.”)
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